Just for fun
- Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
- How can you tell a chilli bean from a baked bean?
The chilli one will be wearing a coat.
- What vegetables did Noah refuse to take on the ark?
Leeks.
- What do you do when a tomato goes on strike?
Picket.
- Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
- What’s green and likes going camping?
A brussel scout.